quotes ........i like quotes

These arent mine i found them on another blog , some made me laugh
here are some that i enjoyed..... takes me back to my college days when id compose the odd little saying , etch them on a desk and sign as "sky" .. in my enthusiasm i used to print them up and post them about the college , thus creating the wonder of who is sky , , not that difficult to find out considering my attire at Auchincruive was somewhat none conformist to put it mildly in its farming enviroment.
Sort of a cop out copying other peoples work but my mind is blank , probably the whisky last night.


Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live. Mark Twain

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. Mark Twain

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow. Mark Twain

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. Mark Twain

Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform. Mark Twain

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure. Mark Twain

Speak when you are angry--and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret.

It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated. Alec Bourne

Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.

If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything. Bill Lyon

I can see a world without hate, without violence and without war. Then I can see us bombing that world cuz they wouldn't expect it.

no-one is a virgin - life screws us all.

war doesn't determine who's right, it just decides who's left

the believer is happy. The doubter is wise.

for every winner, there are dozens of losers. chances are you're one of them.

it hurts to admit when you make mistakes, but when they're big enough, the pain only lasts a second.

in the battle between you and the world, bet on the world.

it could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others…so naive

we are born naked, wet, and hungry. then things get worse.

don't lie - the government hates competition

I don't believe in stereotypes. I prefer to hate people on a more personal basis.

some people say we live in the best of all possible worlds. the scary part is that they might be correct.

i'd like to do my part to make the world a better place, but murder is illegal

i don't discriminate - i hate everyone equally

i hate life, i hate death, and everything in between just doesn't interest me.

those who live by the sword are shot by those who don't

“suicide hotline, please hold”

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. To the plumber, any liquid in the glass is potential income.

When your a fat little kid, there are no more see-saws...only catapults

I have the body of a god... unfortunately its Buddha

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.

Support bacteria, it's the only culture some people have.

They told me I was gullible, and I believed them.

"F u cn rd ths u cnt spl wrth a dm!"

well having looked at this persons blog , its more a diary ,, or everyday life , i was impressed 4 years and still running maybe 600 odd posts and i hasten to say not little posts either so thank you "backseat driver" for the quotes and the song Joeseph arthur and "honey and the moon". one of these never heard songs that has a certain quaility .